sometimes i feel like rappin'

yo here's my latest rhyme , check it: 

went to the post office to mail out a letter
the line was so long i thought it'd be better
to just go back home and come back tomorrow
you got any stamps that i can borrow? 

i didnt think so, because stamps are expensive
i like the ones that have the simpsons on them

but I digress
And I cant seem to stress
That im really stoned and got myself into this mess

This mess of starting things and not finishing
I like to eat fish but I’d never go fishing
I don’t eat meat because it grosses me out
But I understand why others do because it smells so nice

I’d like to knit a scarf but I don’t have the right needles
Got some pretty sweet yarn but its just gotta sit there
Til I go to the store that carries the right supplies
For some arts and crafts that im about to organize

Its Christmas time and I have no money
To buy people gifts but I better hurry
Or else they’ll get mad and things will get scary

:D